You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
mid2000snatalieportman: lvysaur: with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us yeah they’re called the staff
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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
do you ever keyboard smash like: galsimvaklrer and think no that doesn’t look right and so you erase it and try again laskdfjaasdf ah yes that’s how im feeling now